Jump the broom
Mr. Chaos
You and your blushing bride
There is no Chow in this wedding
Only Jerk-ylls
and Hydes
Lisa drinking rum in the corner
wondering how
to bump off the bride
Lo!
Quan is at the chief table
smiling
at the dowry
with Pride
Jump the broom
Mr. Chaos
Jump high
to land good
Charge your feet
with some Megawatts
Hold she hand
if you could
This is a lifelong partnership
Forget all those past flings,
with operators and drivers
managers,peddlers and audit
and things
Play the Pan
Dey!
Jump this broom
Mr. Chaos
Soon you and your bride
Will sway
To this
1995
Panramajay
Jump that broom
Boy!
And let the people sing
For this Ganga done rise
To wash away all ah we thing
And Lo!
Khan!
Uninvited
Out there peeping from the bush
While Sal and Dee
In she red frock
Sitting nyamming cush,cush
Jump that broom
Mr. Chaos!
You and your blushing bride
Is everybody paying
For this pleasure
You unstable treasure!